Hilariously Dirty Pick-Up Lines You'd Never Actually Have The Guts To Use.

Hilariously Dirty Pick-Up Lines You'd Never Actually Have The Guts To Use.

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We do not always suggest a poor pick-up line. We'd recommend never opening the conversation with anything else than "Hi, I'm [YOUR NAME HERE]. "

However, sometimes, dire circumstances call for drastic measures, and perhaps it will succeed?

If it's not (and it is likely not), These insulting, offensive, and inappropriate pick-up lines can be funny. If you can humorously use these dirty pick up lines, they can win? It's entirely up to you. Take care and be responsible!

The Dirtiest Dirty Pick Up Lines Ever:
1. A friend of mine said that girls don't like oral. Are you willing to help me to prove that he was wrong?

2. Is your name winter? Since you'll be here soon.

3. Is your rank a drill Sergeant? Because my privates are at the attention of.

4. I like my bed, however, I'd rather sleep inside yours.

5. I'm in the thick of everything. Would you like to be among them?

6. I'm not a fan of watching sunsets; however, I'd love to see you fall.

7. Can you let me know when you'll return to my house? I'd like to know, please?

8. As long as I've got an identity, I'll give you an area to sit.

9. If I flip a coin, how do I increase my odds of advancing?

10. Your andra is so tight that I'd like to break my nips to it.

11. I know you're a yoga enthusiast, so why don't you spend some time showing me how flexible you're flexible?

12. You are composed of 70 percent water. . .and I'm thirsty.

13. Are you an elevator? Because I'll be going around and over you.

14. Why do you have to pay for a bra when I'd love to have your boobs all day long?

15. I think we'd love to be in love together.

16. I'm not feeling my best today. Can I think of you?

17. Are you doing your homework? I'm not obligated to do it; however, I ought to be.

18. Do you have the ability to do Telekinesis? Because you've altered a portion of my movement without touching it.

19. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

20. Are you raisin? Because you're raisin' my dick.


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